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Sore As Fuck Bath Salts

Sore As Fuck Bath Salts


Whether you're dumb enough to still be playing sport over the age of 35, made the fatal mistake of not moving much in your prime or you've crept over the other side of the able-bodied threshold it's time to hop into some salty goodness.


I need to forgive myself for my poor choices and hope to hell this bath delivers the goods so that tomorrow i don't have to hold the toilet wall just to sit down and take a leak.

Behind the blend

This one smells just like a footy change room. Wintergreen is the key essential oil in this blend and is the deep heat of essential oils, its combination with peppermint helps to target deep muscle pain and the touch of lavender encourages relaxation of the mind, body and spirit.


A mix of salts (sea, Himalayan, epsom), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (wintergreen, peppermint, lavender).

Not suitable if you're pregnant, breastfeeding or under 12.

500g Tin

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